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wiumlie.hakon@cdc.org
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( bonk )

No, it would be a terrible idea.

Grandfather wouldn't like you at all. How tragic.

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Probably wouldn't get my charm, sure. I'm pretty uniquely spectacular, I know.

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He is very particular. And you are very noisy.

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Eh. He'll adapt. Most people do.

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[... well, about that actually.]

He is not 'most'.

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Wanna try describing him in 200-characters or less?

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We look alike.

[ha ha.]

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[but really, in true phD fashion:]

He is much stricter than I.

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[ you really need to add that to your cdc file. 'speaks fluent vague' ]

Kept you under his metaphorical thumb?

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[can hakon hack. can he learn to hack.]

Usually I call it "being attentive."

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[ he can do the hacking... cdc please let him fix up some of these files. he has so much more to add. ]

So he judged everything you did.

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[change all the fonts to comic sans, 24 pt.]

Yes.

I will remind you that I had no objections.

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[ rude.

he'll install the lotr language pack and change everything to that. 0.1 pt. ]

Yeah, yeah, you were his shining pet.

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[that is some next level shit, man.

also don't talk shit!!]

I am his grandchild. He raised me.

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[ go big or go home, and since he can't go home, he'll do that other thing.

don't tell him what he can or can't say!! ]

And you turned out beautiful.

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[they'll probably launch him into orbit for that.]

That was uncalled for.

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[ i spat out my drink yet again laura pls ]

Yeah, I'll admit that. Can we talk about else? Just realized I can't be civil like this.

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[AGAIN good gracious, i'm on a roll

"we can talk shit about my dad"—no, maybe not.]

Well, you mentioned something about rabbits.

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[ shrieks. ]

Why is that even in my file?

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Do you not consider yourself rabbit-like?

They are quieter.

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There you go. Proof of my distinctly un-rabbit-like behaviour, as told by the rabbit expert.

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Would you like me to give my opinion on what animal you are most like?

[ 8)))) ]

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This is gonna be a sassy answer, isn't it.

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No.

Not at all.

I would never.

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Koel.

[you guessed it, it's some annoying bird]