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wiumlie.hakon@cdc.org
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[ go big or go home, and since he can't go home, he'll do that other thing.

don't tell him what he can or can't say!! ]

And you turned out beautiful.

[pruning]

[they'll probably launch him into orbit for that.]

That was uncalled for.

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[ i spat out my drink yet again laura pls ]

Yeah, I'll admit that. Can we talk about else? Just realized I can't be civil like this.

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[AGAIN good gracious, i'm on a roll

"we can talk shit about my dad"—no, maybe not.]

Well, you mentioned something about rabbits.

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[ shrieks. ]

Why is that even in my file?

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Do you not consider yourself rabbit-like?

They are quieter.

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There you go. Proof of my distinctly un-rabbit-like behaviour, as told by the rabbit expert.

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Would you like me to give my opinion on what animal you are most like?

[ 8)))) ]

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This is gonna be a sassy answer, isn't it.

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No.

Not at all.

I would never.

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Koel.

[you guessed it, it's some annoying bird]

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That was a fun ten months.

[ guess what shitty bird used to camp outside of people's windows in south-east asian. yeaaaaah. ]

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[he KNEW IT. you menace.]

See? The more noise it makes, the more it suits you.

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[ ♥ ]

Fits perfectly, too, brood parasite and all. Dee, you know me so well.

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[don't you ♥ at me]

It's simply so easy to guess.

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Now you're just showing off.

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Am I in your spotlight?

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Someone's spotlight, at any rate.

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Now now. Don't be sour.

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I'm never sour when I'm exchanging words with you, Dee.

So what animal would you be?

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Your flattery is improving.

In theory?

[u kno he got issues]

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Pure theory.

[ because he can't trust himself to be civil for a while. ]

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[shh hakon shh.]

I do not know.

Perhaps a saber-tooth.

[picks an extinct animal #justdthings]

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Of course you'd get the cat and I'd get the bird.

[ of course. ]

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I like cats.

[which means... essentially nothing special, considering who's saying it.]

Birds are perfectly fine creatures.